me when i eat fruits: i'm so fucking healthy
I’m trying to figure out when “oh, it’s midnight” turned into “oh, it’s only midnight”
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Space in a relationship …
That goes for the friends of each party too …
Mom: Home in 5 minutes, hope you’ve taken the chicken out of the freezer
Remember the episode when Chelsea became a Rasta?
Some men don’t notice their woman until other men do. Fucking shame.
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